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  1. #1
    Administrator Bainisteoir's Avatar
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    Default Your age , by alchohol maths.

    This is pretty neat.

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    It takes less than a minute.
    Work this out as you read.
    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have alcohol (more than once but less than 10)




    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)





    3. Add 5





    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
    If you haven't, add 1758.





    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



    You should have a three digit number









    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have alcohol each week).


    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK.

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    Underage Player Foxyfacebook's Avatar
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    ah ha! it worked/

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    Armagh GAA Member Armaghcountyfan's Avatar
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    excellent one that

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    Flip me, it worked for me too! Had to run to get the calculator. Tried to do it in my head but couldn't. Thats a good one.
    "I don't think of climbing the steps of Hogan in September, but I have enough belief in this squad" - Aaron Kernan

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    That's excellent. I had a go at it there now and was a year out but when I read on I saw it only worked in 2009. Pretty good that, pity I hadn't found it in 2009.

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    yea if it had of been last year it would have been spot on :)

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    brilliant.....

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